Time for everyone to get to know Bryant's boy alderman, ADRIAN HENLEY!
Yes, this tireless, muckraking, champion of virtue and political correctness may have slipped off your radar screens, but not ours! You've probably asked yourselves: Who is this giant of a man? What did he eat to become a giant? What is he saying half the time, and why can't he spell? What is his secret of success?
Why are you asking us? We don't know! All we know is that he is the legend who has created the web site, http://www.improvingbryant.com/ which is a thinly disguised....okay, alright, it isn't disguised at all. It's a blatant, open hack job web site designed to attack BRYANT MAYOR JILL DABBS and (he thinks) bring down her mayoral administration by the fall.
Yes, that's his version of "improving Bryant," getting rid of a mayor who, well, hasn't really done anything wrong. We have a little different take on that. We think that Bryant would be improved by IMPROVING HENLEY, and there are SO many ways to do that! Come down the yellow brick road with us as we all explore together the benefits of IMPROVING HENLEY as only we can!
It's the key to a shining future for Bryant, as we all pay homage to that man, and to the legend that is....
A D R I A N H E N L E Y
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