BEING ADRIAN -- THE DEFACTO LEADER OF THE COUNCIL

So who is Adrian Henley, really?

Are you asking yourself, why should I care?  Well of course you should care!  He wants to change your whole world, especially if you voted for Mayor Jill Dabbs.  You see, he is the leader of a shadowy group that doesn't want its identities known, from whom no one person writes the content, but all of it is peppered with references to "I think....."  "I believe....." and no one claims it.

Whatever!  The important thing is that they are there, protecting you, telling the truth about this out-of-control mayor, and of course, EVERYONE believes people who won't tell you who they are!

Don't you?

Which brings us back to the question: Who is Adrian Henley, really?

For starters, he's the youngest, most inexperienced alderman to ever sit on the City Council.  Let's look at a list of his amazing accomplishments, just in the past year of 2011:

Attacking the mayor and voting against everything she put on the agenda.
Attacking the mayor and voting against everything she put on the agenda.
Attacking the mayor and voting against everything she put on the agenda.
Attacking the mayor and voting against everything she put on the agenda.
Attacking the mayor and voting against everything she put on the agenda.
Attacking the mayor and voting against everything she put on the agenda.
Giving an on-air interview about attacking the mayor and voting against everything she put on the agenda.

WOW!  What an amazing public servant!  And he spent a whole year doing it too!  But it doesn't end there, no, no, no!  The accomplishments of this political giant don't end with just attacking the mayor.  He would never leave her family out of the fun.  That's why he went to the Human Resources department (where he blames everyone there for letting him in) and decided to go through the sensitive, private and confidential files of Emily Dabbs.  It was illegal, you say?  Whatever.  Adrian can't be bothered with details!

Like the fact that Emily was hired BEFORE her mother took office.  Like the fact that there was no nepotism involved.  Like the fact that she was hired to be a LIFEGUARD, you know, those people who risk their own lives to jump in a swimming pool and save the life of a person who might drown?  Like the fact that he had no legitimate reason to examine those records, or those of the POLICE CHIEF who he tried to get fired, but no one would second his stupid motion?

Yeah, details like that.  Don't bug Adrian.  He has important work to do!

That is, when he isn't manning a snow cone stand.  That's right!  This semi-employed individual has to work hard and collect his alderman's salary so he can support his family.  After all, that's pretty much all he has to do besides attacking the mayor.  He has to improve Bryant for all of us....for himself.....for his fellow Council members.....for his fellow citizens.....for his teenage wife and new child.....even for the wife he left behind to marry her, no hard feelings!  Adrian is there for EVERYONE!  What a guy!

Now you know the man who is leading the City Council, who opens his mouth and no one corrects him, no one else on the Council comments because Adrian is always right.  Yes, he is the man LEADING THE WAY to recalling the mayor.  Now let's all find out why.....